I hope this theme makes you uncomfortable

I hope this theme makes you uncomfortable

Lives in Melbourne Born on March 6th
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rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

(via filipina-dollface)

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via bonquayyy)

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nagisasbitch:

captainarlert:

I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.

[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life

(via tsuukkis)

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

(via pizza)

monochromaticlight:

math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

(via whippersnippers)

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

(via whippersnippers)

In this post: best  crying  

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via thepurplellama)

oscar worthy

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via seriously-youknow)

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Shelley. 16. Australia. Halfie.




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