I hope this theme makes you uncomfortable
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.
[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life
math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
AboutShelley. 16. Australia. Halfie.
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian" - Mike Tyson